It seems as though this story deserves a spot on damn-it Steve. As I was walking the girls into pre-school a few weeks ago they were singing, clear as glass, "Momma's got a big ol' butt, ahh yeah!" How embarrassing as I didn't realize they knew that song.
Luckily they have very cool teachers.
That was a few weeks ago and I forgot all about it until they went with my sister to pick up their cousins and continued with the singing but added things like belly, head, foot.
Some songs really should not be taught to 3 year olds esp ones that go out in public often.
Until LL starts singing about kids, keep him to the keg parties.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Valentine's Day
I wasn't sure whether to put this post in Damn-it Steve or here so you can decide. Another holiday where every Mother, it seems, is on her game with super-duper homemade cards attached with homemade candy and personalized shirts for their kid to wear to school. Gag! Oh don't get me wrong I want to be that Mom but ain't no way it's happening. I was happy with the fact that my girls signed (first initial only) all their Valentines for their class mates.
I did get the girls some treats, not much just a simple box/basket and filled it with some heart shaped candy and stickers. I got them all set up and put them away in the laundry room to give to them today. So last night I told Steve keep an eye on the girls while I run upstairs for a minute. I guess about 15 minutes later I come down and the girls are unwrapping their lollipops and putting their stickers on Steve. UGH! I snatched everything back up and put them back where they belonged.
Seriously how did I sneak all this stuff into the cart at the store without them seeing, make it home, unpack yadda yadda and in 15 minutes it's all undone. I guess it's my fault for not telling him I hid their very obvious Valentine’s Day baskets in the dark laundry room.
OK I calm down and tell the girls it's time to get ready for bed when I notice stickers on the side table. This annoys me because that is a big rule. I hate trying to peel the sticky tacky tape crap off of furniture. I ask the girls if they remember the rules and what they are. They do and insist that neither one did it. I look at Steve for back up and see it all over his face. DAMN-IT STEVE!!!!!!!!
I did get the girls some treats, not much just a simple box/basket and filled it with some heart shaped candy and stickers. I got them all set up and put them away in the laundry room to give to them today. So last night I told Steve keep an eye on the girls while I run upstairs for a minute. I guess about 15 minutes later I come down and the girls are unwrapping their lollipops and putting their stickers on Steve. UGH! I snatched everything back up and put them back where they belonged.
Seriously how did I sneak all this stuff into the cart at the store without them seeing, make it home, unpack yadda yadda and in 15 minutes it's all undone. I guess it's my fault for not telling him I hid their very obvious Valentine’s Day baskets in the dark laundry room.
OK I calm down and tell the girls it's time to get ready for bed when I notice stickers on the side table. This annoys me because that is a big rule. I hate trying to peel the sticky tacky tape crap off of furniture. I ask the girls if they remember the rules and what they are. They do and insist that neither one did it. I look at Steve for back up and see it all over his face. DAMN-IT STEVE!!!!!!!!
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