Do you Pants your Spouse?

Do you pants your wife? Spouse?  Kids? Parents? Friends?  Well my husband pantses me on a daily basis.  Usually not in public but he thinks because we own the yard that it isn't public.  I would have to say our neighbors disagree, as do I.  Mostly though it is in the house for his own enjoyment.   A full basket of clothes in my hands.  As soon as I get dressed.  While I am washing the dishes so I can't grab them or pull them back up quick enough. .  Him and the girls laugh at underwear Mommy doing the dishes.  The worst is when I have the draw string tied and he doesn't realize it and my knees buckle.  This has, more than once, caused me to fall to the ground.  He made the mistake of pantsing me twice in one day.  A quick open hand to the face took him back a step.  I told him loud and clear that crosses the line buddy.   You would think he would learn quick but nope, he took a few hits to the face before he limited himself.   Over the years he has taken it back to only a few times a week since the girls started pantsing me.  How humiliating?!  Now he does it randomly when he kids and neighbors aren't looking.  One of these days he will grow up and stop doing it all together but the laughter that follows every single one is a gift I will not take from him...just yet.

Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up

I wanted to incorporate stories about my lovely third child, Steve AKA my husband but didn't want it to take over my new2two so I created this blog, Damn-it Steve!
I really wanted to name this blog "shut up shut up shut up" because of a funny story but it was taken.  It then dawned on me that my favorite phrase is probably "Damn it Steve!" 
I came home from running errands one day, about a year or so ago, the girls were only 2 and he told me he knows what I do when we get of the phone with each other.  I said, innocently but nervous, "what?"  He then proceeded to tell me that L was pretending to be on the phone with him and when she said good bye she closed the phone (it was one of our old flip phones she uses) and slammed it on the table repeatedly saying just as fast "shut up shut up shut up!"
Hmmm I guess he's right, I should be more cautious.  That was a year ago and nothing has changed.  They are 3 now and really repeating things.  Ugh New years resolution: Watch MY Mouth!