The Big Butt Continues

I've posted on this topic before, ya know how Steve taught the girls to sing, "Mommas got a big ol' butt oh yeah." 
It has been an interesting experience this song.  I get looks of disgust, of laughter, or shock. Most men find it amusing as if this is a great way to get your wife to trim down.  The brilliance of using your adorable children to translate the message.
It didn't really bother me until recently. Why? Well, you know how kids like to mix things up to be silly?
Well, this is not the song to do that with.  And the more Steve laughs, uncontrollably mind you, the more the girls get on going.
Here are some versions and you will quickly see why this song needs to stop.

• Mommas got a big ol' stick in her butt
• Mommas got a train in her ol' butt
• Mommas got a big ol' Daddy in her butt

This really isn't funny esp when the neighbors or teacher hear.  We look like one twisted, kinky family. This is one of his better "I didn't realize what would happen" creations.
Nice one Steve....damn-it.

Momma's got a big ol' butt

It seems as though this story deserves a spot on damn-it Steve.  As I was walking the girls into pre-school a few weeks ago they were singing, clear as glass, "Momma's got a big ol' butt, ahh yeah!"  How embarrassing as I didn't realize they knew that song.
Luckily they have very cool teachers.
That was a few weeks ago and I forgot all about it until they went with my sister to pick up their cousins and continued with the singing but added things like belly, head, foot.
Some songs really should not be taught to 3 year olds esp ones that go out in public often.
Until LL starts singing about kids, keep him to the keg parties.