It's my time of the month and during this time I just want to lay around watching bad TV and eating junk food. What woman doesn't? Give us a break for a few days a month!
So I'm enjoying my quiet time watching Burlesque, yes that cheesy movie with Christina and Cher, but the singing and costumes are so fun!
Suddenly I hear this little voice come out of nowhere.
H: Momma? What are you doing?
K: Watching TV, relaxing.
H: Daddy says your watching dirty TV
Eyes burning and about to pop out of my eyes. I walk her back upstairs and of course he's giggling when I ask him.
So while I was up there I went to the bathroom to take care of some girlie business. Once again H sneaks up on me and I ask her to leave for a minute.
H: why Momma?
K: it's just woman stuff
S: Get out unless you want to sky rocket to puberty.
I look at him and he starts laughing because what he said really didn't even make much sense but H was staring up at him ready to pounce with questions and certainly the wrong pronunciation of puberty.
Before this could start he dodges a bullet by asking her to show him where the skittles are. IT'S 10:00 AT NIGHT! EVERYONE GET TO BED!
All I could think was thank GOD they don't have school tomorrow....
Love it!
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