Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Big Butt Continues

I've posted on this topic before, ya know how Steve taught the girls to sing, "Mommas got a big ol' butt oh yeah." 
It has been an interesting experience this song.  I get looks of disgust, of laughter, or shock. Most men find it amusing as if this is a great way to get your wife to trim down.  The brilliance of using your adorable children to translate the message.
It didn't really bother me until recently. Why? Well, you know how kids like to mix things up to be silly?
Well, this is not the song to do that with.  And the more Steve laughs, uncontrollably mind you, the more the girls get on going.
Here are some versions and you will quickly see why this song needs to stop.
  • Mommas got a big ol' stick in her butt
  • Mommas got a train in her ol' butt
  • Mommas got a big ol' Daddy in her butt
This really isn't funny esp when the neighbors or teacher hear.  We look like one twisted, kinky family. This is one of his better "I didn't realize what would happen" creations.
Nice one Steve....damn-it.

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